Lately, we discovered that individuals have been having intercourse in San Francisco robotaxis. It’s not precisely stunning information, however I’m not going to fake it wasn’t enjoyable to jot down about. I imply, (apologies to Jesus), however what number of alternatives come alongside that can help you receives a commission to introduce individuals to phrases similar to “heels-to-Jesus” and “jerkin’ it whereas she’s twerkin’ it”?

However one factor that stood out within the unique article is that the newspaper couldn’t discover anybody who would admit to having intercourse in a Waymo robotaxi. The journalist was capable of finding a number of individuals who admitted to doing it in Cruise taxis however not Waymo. So both Waymo riders are simply higher behaved, or they didn’t look arduous sufficient. I assume the third choice is that every one the Waymo riders who can be up for it are unable to seek out consenting companions.

That’s the place Jalopnik is available in. We’ve obtained attain, and we’d like to make use of it for good. Nicely, possibly not “good” within the conventional sense of the phrase. Good as in, you realize, doing very critical and necessary journalism, all whereas offering you, our pricey readers, with an entertaining learn. Additionally, I’ve been suggested that flying out to “get the story myself” isn’t thought-about moral, and extra importantly, it’s not one thing I’d be allowed to expense.

So have you ever, or has somebody you realize, had intercourse in a Waymo robotaxi? It doesn’t should have been in San Francisco, both. Phoenix counts, too. In that case, please electronic mail me at cwoodard at Jalopnik dot com. I’ll have to confirm your story so we don’t get sued for publishing your Wattpad fantasy prefer it’s an actual factor that truly occurred. Nothing towards your Wattpad fantasies. I simply don’t assume a libel settlement would look good on my resume.

I’m additionally pleased to alter your title for the story and can hold figuring out particulars confidential since utilizing your actual title might end in your account getting banned. Additionally, I can’t be accepting tales in case your experience came about after this submit is printed. I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO HAVE SEX IN A WAYMO JUST FOR THE ARTICLE!!! DO NOT DO THAT!!!

Really, please shouldn’t have intercourse in a Waymo, interval. Other than probably being unlawful and towards the phrases of service, it’s additionally gross and thoughtless to these round you, in addition to anybody who will experience within the taxi after you. However, like, should you or somebody you realize has already completed it up to now, might you please let me know? I simply have some questions.